Dodge

Published 19 Sep 2026 · S78 d70

You went up, so here is the new one. Built backwards from your own 309 starts rather than from theory: what actually paid, what the last plan got wrong in your favour, and 61 division-2 races with a projected placing against the field that really turns up. If you only open one of these, open this one, ya mug.

Published 23 Oct 2026 · S79 d14

Australia's next World Tour race and the six to send to it: which of the day's four races is yours, the captain for that course, five helpers each in the role that suits them, and a check that nobody is crocked. Rebuilt every update; if you're already in the next one, it plans the one after.

Published 22 Sep 2026 · S78 d73

The plan page looks forward; this one keeps score. Every race you have started this season, what the model reckoned you would do, what you actually did, and whether your own entry band said to be there at all. The green rows paid, the red ones were starts you did not need to make.

Published 1 Aug 2026 · S78 d21

Phone-sized scoreboard. Points, form, who is actually pulling their weight. Refreshed twice a day.

Published 13 Oct 2026 · S79 d4

Every GC, sprint and youth jersey and every trophy from division 1 to 8, checked against the riders who actually won them over ten seasons. Which of your riders are already as good as the winners, which are one stat short, and where in the divisions that puts them.

Published 12 Oct 2026 · S79 d3

Thinking of falling down the divisions to grab some silverware? This works out the best day to stop scoring, from your own points: which trophies you land on, when each signup opens, what it costs you in division-2 points, and how close each signup is. Rebuilt every update, so the dates keep up with your season.

Published 12 Oct 2026 · S79 d3

Every jersey and trophy in the game, and your actual chance at each one, from division 1 down: replayed against the fields that really rode them. Shows where your ceiling is, then works backwards from the best one within reach: the division you need on signup day, the captain, the course, when top form has to switch on.

Published 21 Oct 2026 · S79 d12

Leonard Texier is 26, has TT 92 and still has up to 43 training points in him. Where they go (HL, then SP, never CB), why the TT Center is worth doing now rather than at 29, and the division-2 and division-3 time trials it turns from top-tens into wins.

Published 10 Oct 2026 · S79 d1

Every rider's eight stats on a radar, one on top of the other. Tap the names to compare, or use the presets to pull up a captain and the blokes who ride for him. Best way to see at a glance who is a sprinter and who is just along for the ride.

Published 1 Sep 2026 · S78 d52

Which hill races are actually the same race wearing a different hat, and who cleans up in each. Section 4 is a training plan written for Arjan Woering, who rides for this very mob.

Published 1 Sep 2026 · S78 d52

Straight to the plan: where his remaining training points should go, and where they would be flat-out wasted.

Published 12 Jul 2026 · S78 d1

Last season's radar, kept for comparison. Old seasons are never deleted, so this is what the mob looked like before the training and the transfers.

Published 22 Sep 2026 · S78 d73

We told you what to do; this is us grading both of us on it. The plan gets an A-, your following of it a B. Sixty per cent of your season came out of seventeen races that page named by title — but you skipped nine more, and three you entered without the rider we named, all three for nothing. Also the bit where we were wrong.

Published 15 Sep 2026 · S78 d66

Zolnyanszi Tamas fronted up to a cobbles race with the weakest lead-out train in the whole field and came 8th of 108. Four charts on why that was no fluke, why 108 finishers is really only 12, and the nine races on the calendar that suit him better than the one he actually rode.

Published 30 Jul 2026 · S78 d19

Last season, kept for the record — the audit that got you promoted. Good, bad and downright ugly, three moves that cost nothing, and all 43 division-3 races with a captain, an effort setting and a predicted placing next to each one. The review below marks it.

Published 8 Apr 2026 · S76 d86

Where the mob actually comes from, pinned on a world map. Four Aussies and a United Nations of imports. Snapshot from season 76, so a couple have since moved on.

Published 26 Feb 2026 · S76 d45

The trading card. Print it, laminate it, stick it on the fridge.

Published 26 Feb 2026 · S76 d45

Season points, plotted. Line goes up, line goes down, such is life.

Published 25 Feb 2026 · S76 d44

The full saga. Sixty-odd seasons, a bloke who raced into his nineties, and a team that never sacked anyone. Get a tissue.